I HATE memes (primarily because I never get tagged), so I'm posting the longest one I could find, thanks to llamallamaduck - with absolutely NO knitting content! But before we meme, we QUOTE...
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
birthdate: july 23, 1976
birthplace: nyack, ny
current location: montclair, nj
eye color: brown
righty or lefty: lefty
sign: cancer/leo cusp
innie or outtie: innie
heritage: 100% I-talian
shoes you wore today: black suede with zebra striped buckle
your hair: shoulder length, layered, brown with highlights
your weakness: procrastinating
fears: death, overflowing toilets and abandoned houses
your perfect pizza: Thickish Crust Margherita Pizza!
one thing you'd like to achieve: stop being so lazy!
your most overused phrase: what I did was…
your first waking thoughts: do I have to get up, or is snooze an option?
the first features you notice in the opposite sex: eyes
your best physical feature: eyes
your bedtime: 12-1 during the week, 1-2 weekends
your greatest fear: I think we covered this already…
your greatest accomplishment: earning the respect of my parents…cheesy, but true!
your most missed memory: this one’s hard…
pepsi or coke: coke
single or group dates: one on one baby!
adidas or nike: Since New Balance isn’t an option, Nike.
lipton iced tea or nestea: Snapple.
chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!
cappuccino or coffee: depends on the time of day. Coffee if I’m tired.
smoke: only socially.
cuss: shit yeah!
sing: sure, I enjoy embarrassing myself often.
take a shower everyday: If I get up on time!
have a crush: not currently
been in love: yup.
went to college: all 4 boring years.
liked high school: not much.
want to get married: i am married.
believe in yourself: sometimes
type with your fingers on the right keys: I try to!
think you're attractive: when wearing makeup and skinny jeans!
think you're a health freak: nope, definitely not!
get along with your parents: Lately, yes!
play an instrument: I miss having skills on the piano!
in the past month, did you…
drink alcohol: yes
do a drug: no
make out: yes
go on a date: yes
eat an entire box of Oreos: no
eat sushi: yes.
been on stage: no
been dumped: no
gone skating: no
made homemade cookies: yes
fall in love: no, i was already there.
go skinny dipping: no
dyed your hair: yes
stolen anything: no
have you ever...
played a game that required removal of clothing: yup!
if so, was it mixed company: Yup!
been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yup!
been caught doing something: Yup!
been called a tease: Not since Jr. High.
shoplifted: only gum when I was 5.
if so, did you get caught: I turned myself in!
changed who you were to fit in: tried in HS…
age you hope to be married: i'm already married, remember?
numbers and names of children: ZERO
describe your dream wedding: June 12, 2004 was the most perfect day of my life! I couldn’t ask for more than I got!
how do you want to die: I don’t ever want to die.
what do you want to be when you grow up: how old is the target audience supposed to be for this thing?
what countr(ies) would you most like to visit: Italy, Ireland, Spain, France, most of S. America
number of men i have kissed: Way too many to count!
number of boyfriends you've had: 10-15?
number of drugs taken illegally: 4
number of people i could trust with my life: 3.
number of CDs that i own: a lot. i'm not going to go count them.
number of piercings: 5. All in the ears, and I’m not sure they’re all open.
number of tattoos: None. Again – how old is the target audience for this thing?
number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: only once - editorial section in HS. I've been in trade publications, like MedAd News many times...does that count?
number of scars on my body: 1 from walking into a clothing rack...so ridiculous!
number of things in my past that i regret: Two. And I’m not telling you.